
FADE IN as a NARRATOR somberly intones:
NARRATOR:
This is a story of boy meets city....

NARRATOR:
(cont'd)
The boy, LeBron James, grew up believing he would be "The One."
This belief stemmed from early exposure to entourages,
and a total misreading of Nike shoe slogans.
NARRATOR:
(cont'd)
The city, Cleveland, Ohio, had not won a championship
in any professional sport since 1965. Ever since that time,
there had been endless pain, frustration and agony:
other debacles over the years.

NARRATOR:
(cont'd)
Nevertheless, from the moment Cleveland
met LeBron James, it invested all its hopes
in him, firmly believing that he truly was "The One."
This is a story of boy meets city.
But you should know up front, this is not a love story....
OVER OPENING CREDITS, clips of home-movies play of both boy and city, a bittersweet trip down memory lane, scored to Regina Spektor's "Us."
INT. NIGHTCLUB, SOUTH BEACH, FLA.--EVENING.

A typical Miami nightclub: loud music, wild dancing, patrons consuming heavy amounts of blow sweets. A visiting CITY, all dolled up, approaches a BASKETBALL STAR at the bar. His best friends, DWYANE and CHRIS, are chatting up some bikini-clad girls nearby.
A TITLE CARD READS:
"January, 2011"
CLEVELAND:
Hey, you!

LEBRON:
Hey.
CLEVELAND
(blushing):
Well, how's this for a coincidence?

LEBRON:
Uh, yeah.
CLEVELAND:
Surprised to see me?

LEBRON:
Uh, yeah.
CLEVELAND
(twirls around):
Don't I look nice?

LEBRON:
Uh, yeah.
CLEVELAND:
Don't you like what I've done with my bridge?

LEBRON:
Uh, yeah. Listen, what are you doing here?
CLEVELAND:
What do you think I'm doing here, silly?
(giggles)
I came to see you.

LEBRON:
Well, look, LeBron James is flattered. It's just that, you know,
LeBron James thought we had an understanding.
CLEVELAND:
Hmm? What do you mean?

LEBRON:
You know, when LeBron James left. Six months ago.
LeBron James thought we agreed to stop seeing each other.
CLEVELAND:
Ohhhh, that!
(slaps his shoulder and tee-hees)
That was all just a silly misunderstanding.
I was going through a phase back then. I'm
in a much better place now.

LEBRON:
That's great. It's just that, you see,
LeBron James is in a better place now too.
CLEVELAND:
I don't follow.

LEBRON:
LeBron James is happy here.
CLEVELAND:
I'm glad to hear you say that.
(squeezes his hand)
I'm happy here with you too.

LEBRON:
(pulls hand away)
Look, Cleveland, what I'm trying to say is....
LeBron James has moved on. You need to move on too.
CLEVELAND:
You mean that?

LEBRON:
Yes.
CLEVELAND:
Gosh. I came all the way out here.
I got all dressed up.

LEBRON:
LeBron James is sorry.
CLEVELAND:
I feel like such a fool.

LEBRON:
It's not you, it's LeBron James.
CLEVELAND:
(sobs)
You never loved me!

LEBRON:
Of course LeBron James loved you.
LeBron James still loves you.
LeBron James just isn't in love with you.
CLEVELAND:
Oh, why didn't I see the signs?

LEBRON:
What signs?
CLEVELAND:
The signs that you were interested in someone else!

LEBRON:
Not ringing any bells.
CLEVELAND:
(hysterical)
The signs that you were going to betray me!

LEBRON:
Don't know what you mean.
CLEVELAND:
How could you humiliate me like that?
On national television!

LEBRON:
LeBron James wanted to get it all out in the open.
CLEVELAND:
It was humiliating for you too, you know.
It was even worse than that cover photo
you agreed to do for Vogue.

LEBRON:
LeBron James would appreciate it if
you didn't bring that up.

CLEVELAND:
Don't you know racism when you see it?

LEBRON:
(pause)
We were together for seven years. All that time
I put up with your flirtations, your coming up short in the playoffs,
your constantly referring to yourself in the third-person.
And only now am I finally seeing you differently.

LEBRON:
How do you mean?
CLEVELAND:
I mean that you are self-aggrandizing.
I mean that you are a cold-hearted bastard.

LEBRON:
LeBron James thinks you can be pretty cold too.

CLEVELAND:
Nevertheless, you hurt me very badly.

LEBRON:
You hurt LeBron James too. After LeBron James left.

CLEVELAND:
I may have overreacted....

LEBRON:
You frightened LeBron James.

CLEVELAND:
I got a little carried away.
At that moment, a deranged NBA OWNER enters the club and approaches the bar.
DAN GILBERT:
How "dare" you "toy"
with our "emotions!"
"I" personally "guarantee" we will "win" a "championship" before "you" do!
CLEVELAND:
Dan, what did I tell you? Wait in the car.
Dan Gilbert stalks away to the other end of the bar.

LEBRON:
LeBron James would have stayed had Dan
ever picked up some decent free agents.
LeBron James can't do everything by himself.
CLEVELAND:
Is that why you came to Miami--so there would
be less pressure? So you could play with your friends?

LEBRON:
Yes.
CLEVELAND:
And you're not the only "King" any more?

LEBRON:
LeBron James is happy to share his crown.
CLEVELAND:
Well then, I guess I should wish you well....

LEBRON:
LeBron James is not a machine.
LeBron James has feelings too, you know.

CLEVELAND:
You're going to be okay, LeBron. And you know
what? I'm going to be okay too! The name
"Cleveland" has a long, proud history.

LEBRON:
That's true.

CLEVELAND:
The name "Cleveland" is not somebody's idea
of a cheap joke!

LEBRON:
That's right.
CLEVELAND:
Oh, LeBron, I'm glad we had this talk.

LEBRON:
Cleveland, LeBron James has made some mistakes. And
LeBron James knows that right now it still hurts.

CLEVELAND:
(wipes a tear)
It does.

LEBRON:
But LeBron James knows, one day you will
get over LeBron James.

CLEVELAND:
I know.

LEBRON:
LeBron James wishes you all the best.
LeBron James hopes we will meet again as friends.
They embrace. LeBron returns to his seat, looking melancholy. Cleveland takes a couple steps before turning back around.
CLEVELAND:
If we do, it probably won't be in the playoffs.
(laughs)
Everybody knew that we would struggle this season.
But it looks like you guys are struggling too. Rumor has it
it's only a matter of time before you get a new coach. Is
that true?
Just then, a slick-haired, AL PACINO LOOK-ALIKE strides to the bar. He drapes an arm around LeBron, an NBA championship ring on each finger.

PAT:
Hey LeBron, how you doin', pal?
(points to Cleveland)
This town bothering you?
FADE TO BLACK.





































