Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Age of Enlightenment


Courtesy of the Internet Movie Database's esteemed message boards, the fifteen most frequently posted comment subject headings:

15. How is this movie in the top #250?

14. I liked this movie, BUT...

13. OMG! (Insert title of film) grossed only $ (insert humiliatingly low opening weekend box office, then laugh maniacally) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12. I hated this movie, BUT...

11. this movie was totley gay

10. To Everyone Who Didn't Like This Movie!!!

9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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8. Why is this movie ranked #65?

7. A QUESTION for all the haters...

6. A QUESTION for all the atheists...

5. A QUESTION for all the Christians...

4. A QUESTION for all the Druids...

3. #21?????

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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And the top comment at the IMDb:

1. Message deleted by board administrator.

2 comments:

Mark said...

IMDb would like to be your Movie and TV home page. One of their top selling points is a TV series called "Bionic Woman" which is nothing more than a remake of "Bionic Woman" series of the 70s. Is that the best IMDb can offer for being their home page?

Craig said...

I find IMDb an invaluable resource, and its commenters amusing. (The more impassioned the argument, it seems, the higher the illiteracy.) As for The Bionic Woman, this isn't really an original commnt, but it's more of a remake of Alias, and a poor one at that.